You Know You're A K4 Teacher When...

Your instinct is to discipline unruly children.

You’re talking to a group of adults and you say, “ok, sweet friends…”

You don’t think it’s weird to talk about the poop and pee accidents of the day… even at the dinner table.

You have a million silly stories to tell.

When giving advice to friends, you end it with “yes, ma’am?!”

You can eat your lunch in 2 minutes flat.

You can go almost all day w/out going to the bathroom.

You automatically look forward to 12:15 (nap time) no matter what day of the week it is out of habit.

You see food on other people’s clothes and don’t think a thing about it.

You see snot hanging out of noses and it no longer shocks you.

You can identify each child’s paper based on the “name” they write. When in all reality there are few letters and more squiggles and shapes.

You can identify each child’s cry or whine without seeing their face.

You choose comfortable shoes to wear to work rather than stylish.

You get silly songs stuck in your head frequently.

You tell the hubs and/or friends that you have to go “potty.”

You refer to yourself as “Mrs. Jerkins” around family and friends.

You talk to normal people in your kindergarten teacher voice.

You find yourself either asking or thinking when anyone comes out of the bathroom, “Did you flush and wash your hands?”

You get patted on your rear repeatedly because someone needs your attention and you think nothing of it.

By the end of the day, you are tired of hearing your own name.

You hear, "I love you, Mrs. Jerkins!"... and it never gets old.